Have you ever had one of those days that your kids made you want to turn your head and deny the fact that they were birthed from your loins? I have had a few of those this week:
~My 5 year old nephew (who is staying with us right now)did NOT come to my hubby with palm opened and say “Uncle Mike, this fell out”. The object in his palm was NOT a turd and we were NOT at Chik-Fil-A. I did NOT laugh so hard when hubby told me this story that I peed myself.
~ My eleven year old did NOT take a half arsed shower for the first time in three days, get out semi wet and put on the same clothes he wore the day before and slept in. We are a family that values hygiene, sheesh!
~ My just turned thirteen year old did NOT announce that his plan B if he does NOT make it into the NBA after college is to become President (of the United States). He is NOT the shortest kid in his class, he does NOT have ego issues and darn it, that boy is going places someday, I tell you. 
What did your spawn NOT do this week? Go ahead, no judgement here!
