I love Monday’s thanks to MckMama and all the other gals that participate in Not Me Monday.
~I did not milk my birthday (Thursday) all week long by eating too much, spending too much and relaxing too much. After all, you only turn thirty once why would you waste time enjoying it?
~I did not compare my son to Elvis due to his incredibly fast growing side burns. This did not seriously offend him yet also motivate him to later ask his dad to cut his hair. This did not make me think that the reverse psychology that is motherhood is such an awesome power to behold. It’s not like I misuse it or anything.
~I did not text my little brother as my NFL team kicked his NFL team’s rearend. I am not the type of girl that likes football, let alone the type of girl that rubs a loss in her brother’s face, let alone the type of girl that enjoys every minute of all the above. Shame on that type of girl!
~I did not have to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting someone backing out of their driveway on the way home from church yesterday. The first thought that entered my mind was not “Thank God we didn’t get in an accident, I haven’t shaved my legs in two weeks”. How could that be the first thing you think after avoiding a near crisis?
~I did not cry like a baby when our church showed Fireproof, the movie, this weekend. I had not seen it twice already so there would be no reason for me to be moved or nervous during certain scenes.
So, how about you, my friends? What did you NOT do this week? Please share!
