Short end of the stick
December 16, 2008 by MELISSA, MULTI-TASKING MAMA
Filed under basketball, boys, height, humor

Apparently Tuesdays are turning into basketball inspired posts. (Well, this is sorta related, just stay with me here) My kids are SHORT. I don’t understand the problem. My hubby is 6′2″ and I’m average 5′5″. Jared is 4′9″, which doesn’t sound bad for a 12 1/2 year old until you put him in a middle school basketball team and there are children (who really must not be children, they have to be adults that have just failed 7th grade 6 or 7 times) that are a full foot or more taller than him.
Are these kids on steroids? miracle grow? do you sprinkle some special powder in their Wheaties? If you do, please tell me where to get it so my poor child is not jumping up and down trying to play defense against these giants (which he does really well, I must add).
Matt is no taller, in fact he had a growth hormone deficiency when he was smaller and didn’t grow out of 5T clothes until he was eight years old!
My MIL and hubby reassure me that he was small too until he hit 13 and then started shooting up like Jack and the beanstalk until he hit over six feet. Right now, I’ll be happy if these boys hit 5′9″.
Am I the only mom that worries about such things? Another thing I obsess over that I can’t control. But, I want my boys to be able to be chivalrous men that can reach items on high shelves for little old ladies and put the angels on top of Christmas trees someday.
If any of you are mama’s of giant (I mean, normal sized children) will you share your secrets with me so I can stop worrying about their future wives being subjected to a life of flat shoes?
Happy Tuesday…![]()

















